i think i am turning into a zombie soon, like the ones in l4d, hopefully i spawn into hopefully a tank or a hunter, boomer(pudge) and smoker(rhasta) is disgusting, because one is lamely obese and one is well a smoker and smoking although legalized is not encouraged.
Below i shall show why i rather become a tank or a hunter and not the two disgusting idiots:
SMOKER:
traps ppl like rhasta but he uses his tongue and when it dies, it releases smoke(duh!).
smoking is bad for health, dun try it at home(or anywhere for that instance).
The regular fatass who doesnt hit the gym, gets zombified due to some infection and releases fats when it tries to communicate(open its mouth) or dies.
HUNTER:
nuff said la so cool, hes the most human like, a fast zombie is a good zombie, if i am him, i will remove all the bad stereotypes ppl have on us zombies.
Note: jumps real high which is cool who needs stairs lmao. i will like freaking own the idiots who stayed above the pipes in resident evil #(some number which i dun care).
TANK:
look at this muscular bitch, he has freaking high hp and wun die, hes the body builder of all zombies, why i wanna be him? okok i kinda like his pants, they look kinda cool, zombies have fashion too!
oh ya and i can throw huge rocks at survivors i am like the thing in fantastic except with zombie flesh....
NO! not this FANtastic....
This is the right one... notice the cool pants?