AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

teh speech is killing.

I lost...

$26

I lost...

a nock,
a shaft,
3 fletches,
and a point.

R.I.P wire in toilet bowl

Today a sad thing happened,
the wire in my toilet bowl BROKE!

I was flushing it like how i usually do and it BROKE!
It is so sad how fragile life is,
wire was with us for 17 years,
enduring all that shit we gave him,
no matter what kinda shit,
he remained loyal,
flushing the system for us...

Sad to say,
today is the last day we will ever see him,
i cried for the first time in 15 years,
i kneeled down beside it,
tears came rolling down my eyes.

I heard the bad news from my father,
wire cant be used anymore,
they are going to REPLACE him!

Its only when u lose something,
then you will treasure it,
this is a wake up call for you guys out there
who don't love your toilet bowl wire,
take good care of it,
flush gently...

R.I.P

In loving memory,
wire of toilet bowl.

dun u gd luck me!

i have a test tml and i am studying for it

no point wishing for gd luck... or praying

luck is for NOOBS!

to become imba u nid to have skill!

practice makes perfect!
and luck makes NOOBS!

so please...
to anyone who reads this,
DO NOT GD LUCK ME
COZ ITS BAD LUCK!

FK YOU SUN!

have u ever got the sensation of flash bang by the sun?

this was wht happened,
i looked towards the window,
and saw a glare,
i flinched,
den find out kena flash bang.

it normally goes away after a few minutes,
but this time,
mine is serious,
it doesn't go away!
this is quite fucked,
i dunno if i will have to wear specs because of this sia,

and the weird thing is this FB sensation only occurred to my right eye,
now the right half of my right eye sees white,
this has been going on for 29 minutes alr,
am i screwed?

all i can do now is fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkffkkfkfkfkfkf.

this experience which happened on 10.40am today made me realise
how important our eyes are to us
and probably if i am not wrong,
i theoretically conclude that
blind people do not see all black but all white.

ZOMBIES

i feel so restless recently, must be too much games and stress of projects because the deadlines are so effing fast.

i think i am turning into a zombie soon, like the ones in l4d, hopefully i spawn into hopefully a tank or a hunter, boomer(pudge) and smoker(rhasta) is disgusting, because one is lamely obese and one is well a smoker and smoking although legalized is not encouraged.

Below i shall show why i rather become a tank or a hunter and not the two disgusting idiots:



SMOKER:
traps ppl like rhasta but he uses his tongue and when it dies, it releases smoke(duh!).
smoking is bad for health, dun try it at home(or anywhere for that instance).


PUDGEBOOMER:
The regular fatass who doesnt hit the gym, gets zombified due to some infection and releases fats when it tries to communicate(open its mouth) or dies.


HUNTER:
nuff said la so cool, hes the most human like, a fast zombie is a good zombie, if i am him, i will remove all the bad stereotypes ppl have on us zombies.
Note: jumps real high which is cool who needs stairs lmao. i will like freaking own the idiots who stayed above the pipes in resident evil #(some number which i dun care).


TANK:
look at this muscular bitch, he has freaking high hp and wun die, hes the body builder of all zombies, why i wanna be him? okok i kinda like his pants, they look kinda cool, zombies have fashion too!
oh ya and i can throw huge rocks at survivors i am like the thing in fantastic except with zombie flesh....

NO! not this FANtastic....


This is the right one... notice the cool pants?

haiz so long nv blog le. heres a post dedicated to all

a post

1ST POST OF 2009

i am drunk.