Wednesday, September 30, 2009

chalet


hometeamns chalet CUI~!
no swimming pool fkfkfkfkfkfkkfk~!
small chalet hall~!
no mama lemon~!
gt caps on electricity usage~!
dirty floor~!
no swimming pool~!
long chair broke~!
bed facing mirror~!
bed beside window~!

aloha loyang plssssss fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkkf!

dun come hometeamns chalet dun come!

NEXT STORY:


we found 4d papers at ntuc in the frozen food department, it was never before seen.
i conclude that time travellers tried to freeze the 4d papers in the frozen food department to revive it for some sinister use.

fkk fail story, nv sleep much... bye

Saturday, September 26, 2009

unlucky sia

today
  • another arrow gone (now left 9 fkfkfkfkkfkfkfkfk)
  • hit my head on the meter box outside my house for the first time in my 18 years of living at this place
  • fml.


Fuck You.
(not really my meter box, some random box i found on google to replace it, think of it as my meter box, its somewhat alike.)

fk my ulcer has been there for 1 week and its killing me.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

last day and first day

ah wht a beautiful today... it rained heavily for awhile in the morning but stopped once i stepped out of the door^^

today is the last day of my sem 1 of year 2 it is also the start of my holiday weeeee!

i got 64gb of sitcoms to watch wooo, tonnes of games to play, enough time for training!

i shall enjoy this 3 weeks of life and alter my body clock to suit sem 2, i have been slping 4 hrs everyday only sia, damn tired but can't slp, i must have mastered immediate REM sleep mode lol.

k i go enjoy life le, a picture for u guys to feel my feelings.



Explanation:

before holiday =kid behind =no freedom =brings owner on a ride = :(

holiday = kid in trolley = sufficient freedom = free ride = :)

Definition:

The words holiday or vacation have related meanings in different English-speaking countries and continents, but usually refer to one of the following activities or events:

  • Official or unofficial observances of religious, national, or cultural significance, often accompanied by celebrations or festivities
  • A general leave of absence from a regular occupation for rest or recreation
  • A specific trip or journey for the purposes of recreation or tourism

Poem:

Its a great day
though not in the month of may
to have a holiday!

While people make hay in the day
i play and play
whole day!

People monday
tuesday
wednesday
thursday
friday can't play
because they don't have holiday
I can play play play everyday!

Thinking about yesterday
i can't even concentrate to play
because of the roleplay today

But today after the roleplay
it seemed like a new day
it is a holiday!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

WOOOOOO~!

all my favourite shows are coming back for a new season!



came out last week!


airing tomorrow(today actually since its tuesday!


airing mid october!

ahhh and there I was thinking wht to do for my 3 wk holiday WOOOOO~!

*ahhhhhh cant slp tml gt presentation die die die die die!*

Monday, September 21, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

look alike!


this is my clone, its like me at first sight.
CLICK HERE to find yours!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

NEW SPEAKERS~!


bought new speakers at comex
they are LOUD
as compared to the lameass built in speaker on my laptop weeee~!
lobang sia $10 nia^^

Saturday, September 12, 2009

10/12

another arrow gone today, flew behind the fence, dunno wtf it go to, both coz of holes in the board fkfkfkkfkfkfkfkfkfkf.
also my fault hit the hole, my form sux zzzzzz

bring back oh bring back, bring back my arrows to me...

Friday, September 11, 2009

IMBA LUNCH!

what happens when u r bored, hungry and alone at home?

YOU COOK! I COOKED!


Name of master piece: The Lunch!

Ingredients:
  • Leftover curry from mixed rice stall (??ml)
  • 1 Packet of instant noodles
  • Water
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • 3 Eggs
  • 4 Chicken nuggets
Steps:
  1. put instant noodle and water in microwave bowl and microwave for 3 mins
  2. take only the noodles out
  3. pour away the water
  4. put the noodles back in
  5. pour curry in microwave bowl
  6. microwave the microwave bowl for 1 min to get flavour
  7. put 4 nuggets into oven for 10 minutes
  8. crack 3 eggs into a bowl
  9. stir with fork
  10. add salt
  11. add pepper
  12. stir again with fork
  13. pour oil on pan
  14. heat up pan
  15. pour egg into pan when pan starts to have the sizzling noise or sth
  16. scramble the eggs
  17. take out microwave bowl from microwave
  18. take the nuggets out
  19. cut nuggets into bite sized pieces with scissors
  20. pour nuggets and egg into microwave bowl
And VOILA~! The Lunch is ready!

Rating: worth doing if u are bored, hungry and alone at home.


OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Thursday, September 10, 2009

new!

changed my blog pic coz was bored of the old one and coz I damn free after tests*, give comments cmon and fuck u jesus(not the real one(wait there is no real one or is there?), the one that commented on my tagboard) for saying my stars suck, its so nice and starry!

fk i think i gonna fail pm test, i gonna have pms**

*no exams muahhahahahahahaahaah~!
*no attachment muhahahahahahaha

*project management stressfailnurse

Sunday, September 6, 2009

The Basketball


I was born in China, around the year 1997. I belonged to a big family, I remembered we had a gathering once in a sort of cage like metal cube... There inside the metal cube, we waited for the latecomers to come but they never appeared, it seems that they couldn't make it. My best friend was one of those who couldn't make it, I remembered the first time I saw her, she was unlike the others, she was unique. The last time I saw her was at the travelator, she was brought away while me and the others continued on the travelator for quite awhile until we reached the metal cube.

It was boring inside the cube, I had nothing to do... soon after I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found myself with tattoos all around my body. From my side, I can only see the letters C-O-N-V-E, I wonder what those letters meant, up till now they are still a mystery. I looked around and I can see many others like me with tattoos on their body, some of them were shocked, while others kinda liked their new tattoos.

What happened after that was kinda vague but i remembered some of us were brought to a huge box, I know its huge because it was more spacious here than in the metal cube.

I was poked by a long needle here, it felt weird, after the needle was removed, I felt somewhat stronger and buffer, the tattoos on my body looked wider too. I was placed high up above the ground on some sort of ring, the view there was good, I could see strange creatures walking around, all of them looked different, some were tall, some were short, some were wide and some were thin.

Time passed quickly while i was there, I was getting used to the life there when one day i was brought down and put into a bag, I was being swung around violently, I couldn't see a thing, I could hear weird noises outside the bag, I didn't know where I was going. I was afraid.

After what seemed like ages, the bag stopped moving and I was taken out by a small creature. Being afraid, I scanned my surrounding and everything looked so strange and big. Suddenly, I was flying and while I was flying, all i could see was a ring looking similar to the ring i was on back at the huge box, this time it was bigger. Everything was moving so fast, I flew closer and closer towards the ring, the closer I was, the more I wanted to touch the ring. As i was moving close I saw a wall behind the ring, I panicked because at the speed I was going, I will hit it and probably die, I tried to slow down but there was nothing I could do, I closed my eyes while the inevitable happened, I hit the wall... surprisingly it did not hurt one bit.

I opened my eyes and I was on the ground, "phew lucky me",I thought. Little did I know I was picked up by the small creature again and was up flying again before I knew it, I hit the wall again, but after going for the "ride" a few times, I got to the ring and fell right through it, although this may sound weird, I enjoyed the whole ordeal. After like what seemed like a long day, I was brought into a big structure and put into a dark room.

I was brought out almost everyday, thrown against the wall, going through the ring seemed like heaven. After a few years, the little creature grew and looked bigger than I first met it, I was flying faster, going through the ring more and there were more creatures throwing me around and into the ring, but I was growing old, I no longer have the rough skin I had, my skin was smoother, my tattoos were fading away too.

Another few years went by and I was in the dark room for longer hours, occasionally being taken out for the "ride". Soon, I was never taken out anymore, there in the room, I was awaiting for the little creature to take me out for the "ride", as I waited day after day, I felt weaker and weaker, my robust body has now been shriveled up and I have given up all hope in life. And here I am, awaiting death in this dark dark room...

How I wish, I could go on the "ride" for one... last... time...

Saturday, September 5, 2009