Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
tml is my 大天 (big day)!
woo tml gt 比赛！
but thats not the 重点！
the main point is to meet a 神经病
on the 地铁.
its becoming a 需要
to see one after a 比赛,
they not only cheer me 上,
they also entertain 我.
i hope they schedule about yishun 那边,
coz its 刚刚好,
not too 远
and not too 近
from bishan 车站.
oh and the main main point 是,
if i dun see them i will feel 搞位!
but thats not the 重点！
the main point is to meet a 神经病
on the 地铁.
its becoming a 需要
to see one after a 比赛,
they not only cheer me 上,
they also entertain 我.
i hope they schedule about yishun 那边,
coz its 刚刚好,
not too 远
and not too 近
from bishan 车站.
oh and the main main point 是,
if i dun see them i will feel 搞位!
Monday, May 25, 2009
bad day bad day
1. Almost bought a $4.60 sweet which looks like an at most $2 one.
2. No str to shoot.
3. Broke toothbrush while brushing my teeth.
2. No str to shoot.
3. Broke toothbrush while brushing my teeth.
Friday, May 22, 2009
The Generous Beggar
"you don't go out and beg and put in my account"
these were the words of wisdom bestowed upon me by an auntie whom i believe has seen the world for what it is and decided to start childhood all over again.
i do not blame her for cutting in on my conversation, i do not blame her for being random,instead i will ponder upon her words.
if wht she said was true, then i am a generous beggar who begs and and deposits the money into her account, is there such a thing? are there really two sides to every coin?
can there be a fireman who starts fires? a salesman dat buys stuff from the customer? a teacher who learns from the student? a mouse that chases cats? a cat that chases dogs?
really interesting topic...
ah too much to ponder,
mayb i will reach that stage of nirvana one day where nothing is all and all is nothing.
gd luck to all shooting tml (me and two strangers)
these were the words of wisdom bestowed upon me by an auntie whom i believe has seen the world for what it is and decided to start childhood all over again.
i do not blame her for cutting in on my conversation, i do not blame her for being random,instead i will ponder upon her words.
if wht she said was true, then i am a generous beggar who begs and and deposits the money into her account, is there such a thing? are there really two sides to every coin?
can there be a fireman who starts fires? a salesman dat buys stuff from the customer? a teacher who learns from the student? a mouse that chases cats? a cat that chases dogs?
really interesting topic...
ah too much to ponder,
mayb i will reach that stage of nirvana one day where nothing is all and all is nothing.
gd luck to all shooting tml (me and two strangers)
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
spooky~!
these few days,
i didn't wake up to my alarm because my phone alarm didn't ring,
i woke up by intuition,
however when i checked my phone,
the alarm appears to have been turned off,
its like it rang,
den someone or something made it turn off.
i tested the alarm,
and it works,
wonder what happened,
hope this doesn't happen again,
if not i will be in fear for life (until i change my phone).
this might all be a coincidence,
mayb the phone too far den i cant hear,
but it should go into snooze mode,
either it didn't ring at all,
or someone switched it off.
oh man,
i am in deep shit.
or mayb i sleep off alarm (same concept as sleeping walking)...
i didn't wake up to my alarm because my phone alarm didn't ring,
i woke up by intuition,
however when i checked my phone,
the alarm appears to have been turned off,
its like it rang,
den someone or something made it turn off.
i tested the alarm,
and it works,
wonder what happened,
hope this doesn't happen again,
if not i will be in fear for life (until i change my phone).
this might all be a coincidence,
mayb the phone too far den i cant hear,
but it should go into snooze mode,
either it didn't ring at all,
or someone switched it off.
oh man,
i am in deep shit.
or mayb i sleep off alarm (same concept as sleeping walking)...
Friday, May 15, 2009
So what? Who cares? Why you?
Today, Mr Lim asked us to borrow books (from a list) from the library.
One of those books was So what? Who cares? Why you?
It is an amazing book full of question marks,
these questions challenges an inventor,
it can help the inventor alot if the inventor knew the answers to the questions.
Upon flipping the first page,
I see a purple bloused women,
who resembles Adeline alot (LOL ROFL LMAO!).
I have not finished reading the book,
but by just flipping through,
it has roused my interest,
because it is a colourful book (inappropriate for the content though).
Oh and also,
flamingo in mandarin = 火鸟!
I WAS RIGHT GUYS!
ITS SOMETHING 鸟 LOR.
TAKE THAT!
WHAM!
BHAM!
CHICKENHAM!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
DISCO CITY!
Played restaurant city and this happened,
refresh page also still happen,
stopped after some server shutdown.
DANCE BABY~!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
AHH BORED.
After 3++ weeks at CTIC.
I deduced that it is akin to the chocolate factory
in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Like the chocolate factory,
CTIC has its heavenly side.
And also like the chocolate factory,
theres the hellish side.
At the chocolate factory,
there are never ending chocolates and candies.
At CTIC,
there is never ending fun and games.
BUT,
both the chocolate factory and CTIC
have rules.
At the chocolate factory,
u cannot anyhow touch the under development products.
At CTIC,
u have to report at 9 and can only be dismissed at 5.30.
All that fun and chocolate may be nice,
but its fucking boring if u keep eating the chocolate and have fun.
I wanna go home....
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XD
I deduced that it is akin to the chocolate factory
in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Like the chocolate factory,
CTIC has its heavenly side.
And also like the chocolate factory,
theres the hellish side.
At the chocolate factory,
there are never ending chocolates and candies.
At CTIC,
there is never ending fun and games.
BUT,
both the chocolate factory and CTIC
have rules.
At the chocolate factory,
u cannot anyhow touch the under development products.
At CTIC,
u have to report at 9 and can only be dismissed at 5.30.
All that fun and chocolate may be nice,
but its fucking boring if u keep eating the chocolate and have fun.
I wanna go home....
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T.T
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T.T
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T.T
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XD
Thursday, May 7, 2009
FML
Today, my supervisor came to talk to us(everyone in my stopover) about patent stuff while i was in the middle of an intense dota game, his lecture lasted 15 minutes, I made my friends wait, lost the match after it resumed. I have been bragging about how much freedom I have at my stopover since 2 weeks ago. FML
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
fk!
went to uob plaza to listen to some talk,
den nid go back nyp sign compulsory form,
den become everytime meet classmate is wear formal,
liddat will wrong impression de sia.
fk!
waste time!
ah!
den nid go back nyp sign compulsory form,
den become everytime meet classmate is wear formal,
liddat will wrong impression de sia.
fk!
waste time!
ah!
Monday, May 4, 2009
My nose is a liability.
oh man i have swine flu,
used 3 whole packets of tissue sia,
die die die.
today theres screening to counter swine flu,
and theres going to be screening tml,
and the day after tomorrow,
yea it goes on and on,
until the pigs stop sneezing.
our admin card is a useful tool everywhere,
we have to tap everywhere we go,
i think we are being watched,
by the swine flu people.
who noes?
mayb this is a plan by pigs to dominate the world,
they have been eyeing the couch and tv for so long now,
its about time they did sth to get it.
but wait!
in every disaster,
there is a hero (ME),
it is me who will destroy the swine flu,
by eating all the swine!
muhahahahahahahahahah~!
used 3 whole packets of tissue sia,
die die die.
today theres screening to counter swine flu,
and theres going to be screening tml,
and the day after tomorrow,
yea it goes on and on,
until the pigs stop sneezing.
our admin card is a useful tool everywhere,
we have to tap everywhere we go,
i think we are being watched,
by the swine flu people.
who noes?
mayb this is a plan by pigs to dominate the world,
they have been eyeing the couch and tv for so long now,
its about time they did sth to get it.
but wait!
in every disaster,
there is a hero (ME),
it is me who will destroy the swine flu,
by eating all the swine!
muhahahahahahahahahah~!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The day i felt fear.
today's competition was sad for me.
i cant click,
cant lift up,
basically i am quite screwed as an archer.
(got 34/38 for placing, lmao@ xiiao wind)
isit because i never go training?!??!?!
lets leave it as that.
to strengthen my weak points,
i gonna go training everyday,
be it mondays,
wednesdays,
saturdays,
school holidays,
except public holidays,
and last but not least i nid to patronise
edric chua jun liang chinese medical store
to grab some medicine.
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Back to the real point of the entry.
It was a bright and sunny day,
Aaron and friends left SP after
the competition and proceeded towards the MRT.
Due to waking up early and struggling with shooting
at the competition,
Aaron decided to take a nap on the train.
Halfway between the nap,
She who will not be named because i dunno her name
came into the train.
She was very upset,
she decided to tell* us why she was upset,
apparently some guy mistreated her
and she is blaming all guys in the MRT,
including me!
Unable to take it lying down,
I pretended to be half drunk/asleep
and waited for it to all end.
But suddenly...
she walked in front of me,
thats when i felt fear,
the fear of being humiliated
against my own free will!
Luckily she did nothing drastic
and pretty much left me alone,
Bishan came and I escaped,
only to find that she alights at Bishan too!
My life flashed before my very eyes,
as quick as a snail with haste**,
but luckily she exited from the different gateway,
same gateway as Jazreel (Amen.).
I swiftly proceeded to the bus stop
where I took my bus safely home,
I reached home safely,
and here I am,
telling the tale of the day i felt fear.
*she screamed in two languages, Chinese and some dialect which i suspect to be Elf(with reference to 17 again).
**With reference to Dota
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On a lighter note,
I am here to dedicate my respect
to all the stompers,
having the courage to stomp
crazy people in MRTs.
Not easy ok,
i wanted to stomp the women lor,
but then my shy and quiet (humji)
attitude got the better of me,
and i failed to stomp her.
Haiz wasted.
i cant click,
cant lift up,
basically i am quite screwed as an archer.
(got 34/38 for placing, lmao@ xiiao wind)
isit because i never go training?!??!?!
lets leave it as that.
to strengthen my weak points,
i gonna go training everyday,
be it mondays,
wednesdays,
saturdays,
school holidays,
except public holidays,
and last but not least i nid to patronise
edric chua jun liang chinese medical store
to grab some medicine.
---------------------------------------------------
Back to the real point of the entry.
It was a bright and sunny day,
Aaron and friends left SP after
the competition and proceeded towards the MRT.
Due to waking up early and struggling with shooting
at the competition,
Aaron decided to take a nap on the train.
Halfway between the nap,
She who will not be named because i dunno her name
came into the train.
She was very upset,
she decided to tell* us why she was upset,
apparently some guy mistreated her
and she is blaming all guys in the MRT,
including me!
Unable to take it lying down,
I pretended to be half drunk/asleep
and waited for it to all end.
But suddenly...
she walked in front of me,
thats when i felt fear,
the fear of being humiliated
against my own free will!
Luckily she did nothing drastic
and pretty much left me alone,
Bishan came and I escaped,
only to find that she alights at Bishan too!
My life flashed before my very eyes,
as quick as a snail with haste**,
but luckily she exited from the different gateway,
same gateway as Jazreel (Amen.).
I swiftly proceeded to the bus stop
where I took my bus safely home,
I reached home safely,
and here I am,
telling the tale of the day i felt fear.
*she screamed in two languages, Chinese and some dialect which i suspect to be Elf(with reference to 17 again).
**With reference to Dota
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On a lighter note,
I am here to dedicate my respect
to all the stompers,
having the courage to stomp
crazy people in MRTs.
Not easy ok,
i wanted to stomp the women lor,
but then my shy and quiet (humji)
attitude got the better of me,
and i failed to stomp her.
Haiz wasted.
hai gais!
this is my restaurant after my squandered all my money on it,
its more colourful than before,
and i finally hit 50 pop,
take that Benjamin Annie and Gavin!
muhhahahahahahah!
Friday, May 1, 2009
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