not only does he give out ips for christmas, he does wing chun too!
wing chun is so imba
to show u hw imba wing chun is
i have drew a comic strip... enjoy.
yes wing chun is so fast and deadly.
scene 1: random guy with an axe appears, ip man doesnt care whether its a toy or not, whether he is habouring evil or good intentions, whether unicorns or santa exists, the random guy goes down nevertheless.
scene 2: wing chun is a martial art that attacks all the weak spots of the target with SPEED, therefore ip man isnt moving, for all u noe he may not even be breathing, random guy gets his weapon/toy broken first and get his butt whooped to an extent he dies or vice versa.
scene 3: ip man smiles, random guy feels pain finally because of the time gap of wing chun's techniques and actual timing.
random speculation: if you master wing chun, it is possible to go back in time but it will only happen to your hands because only your hands are moving at ghey SPEEDs, so mayb u can dupe hack your favourite stuffs dats if u master wing chun.
random wishlist item: i wish to see ip man fight hiro nakamura, wonder who will win lol. ip man will go rly fast with his hands and hiro will stop time but then ip man will fight time with speed but then hiro can attack the other parts of ip man's body except the hands but then ip man will counter by saving himself through the go back in time technique, i think hiro will lose because he will be awed at ip man's hand duplication hack den he will be like, hiro: "many hand man!", den ip man will proceed to do what he did to the random guy to hiro.
random confession: hasn't it occured to u dat i MAY be the random guy? i am going to die soon. ip man has injured me so hard, i am using my last few connected fingers to type and soon i gonna feel the pain.......... better click publish post b4 that happens.... i see a light..... gotta.... go.... to light....
