Tuesday, June 24, 2008

BLOG OFFICIALLY CLOSED

blogging is boring... i quit
here is a video to commemorate this significant event...

Monday, June 23, 2008

FINALLY I SHALL BLOG ABT MY LIFE!

nah changed my mind.

blogging abt ur life is so gay, and even if its not gay, my life is too lame for normal humans to understand.

Today i woke up at....

OMGWTF what am i doing?!?!??! NOO!

NO BLOGGING ABT MY DAY,
BECAUSE THATS SO GAY,
I WILL NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAY,
I SHALL DO IT MY WAY.

LAST MONTH WAS MAY,
THE SKIES WERE GRAY,
I WROTE AN ESSAY,
BUT LOST IT AT MARINA BAY.

I USED TO KEEP PETS WHICH WERE STRAY,
I NAMED THEM ALL RAY,
BUT THEY ALWAYS RUN AWAY,
WHY CANT THEY JUST STAY?!?!?

MY FAVOURITE TEACHER IS VEEJAY,
MY FAVUORITE WEBSITE IS E-BAY,
MY FAVOURITE WORD IS DECAY,
MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS SATAY.

I HAD ANOTHER FAVOURITE TEACHER CALLED MRS TAY,
ANOTHER NAME FOR FAIRY IS CALLED FAY,
FOOD FROM CANTEENS COME IN A TRAY,
I JUST FINISHED A POEM HURRAY!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

OMG PUHLEASE!

HELP ME DO MY EFFING SURVEY LOL THE DEADLINE IS COMING, WHO CARES ABT GLOBAL WARMING OR NATURAL DISASTERS WHEN YOU HAVE MY SURVEY!

DO IT WHILST SURVEY LASTS!

SURVEY<-----------CLICK!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

art time!

Here is my latest art work(new cheater paint program imba wtf lmao lol)! enjoy....

Birds in forest

Friday, June 20, 2008

THE BOY-BRA


I saw this amazing section at the library today.

Isnt it amazing?

Of coz it is.

I believe this word can be explained in 2 sub-words then merged into a word. Jus like how subjects form a ject.

What exactly is a boy?

A boy is a young male.

What exactly is a bra then?

A brassiere (Brit. /'bɹæzɪə(ɹ)/; U.S. /bɹə'ziɹ/, commonly referred to as a bra, /bɹɑ/) is an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts.

THEN WTF IS A BOY-BRA?

Based on the above, i think that a boy-bra is basically an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts for young males?!?!?

I believe this topic, subject, item, product, what ever it is, is a new phenomenally phenomenal phenomenality thus i am not able to give a long explanation to it.

To find out more about the BOY-BRA, please visit woodlands library for more information.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My latest artwork!



Here is my latest art work i think it can be sold at a hefty sum.


Bidding starts at $2.
BID NOW!



Dun copy the picture!



Its an illegal act dat is deemed as Plagiarism.



insult myself time!

crap i can pull the 28 pound bow's string like 5 times but the 30 pound bow's string made me tremble like i had an orgasmic reaction to wood, nt saying i dun like orgasmic reactions from wood, i would prefer unicorns though but thats another story...
I however whenever whereever whichever whatever regret to say that i am weak.(this post is dedicated to my personal motto)

prediction time!

i hereby predict someone will be born today!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

prediction time!

I hereby predict someone will die today!

Monday, June 16, 2008

THE TRUTH!

Things that i hate about myself:

Sunday, June 15, 2008

TO ALL!

SURVEY<----------------CLICK
help me do survey thx!

Heres a chance to save earth! Do the survey!

CHUCK NORRIS

Saturday, June 14, 2008

PINKSTERS

JOIN THE PINKSTERS!
MAKE YOUR MSN NICK AND FONT PINK!
DUN USE PINK AND UR GAY!
LETS STRIVE FOR PINKNESS!
ALL HAIL PINK!
WOO!(predicted short-lived campaign started by MOLEster)

i regret to say...

this is all for today!((((shit i am running out of ideas on what to post, is this the end of my blog? omfg hope not coz i have been given a new lease of life due to blogging and if i stop blogging i will revert back to my old lease of life which lease has already ended and i dun have dat much cash to lease it back and i dun rly like my old lease of life which has its lease ended due to my new lease of life which was given to me thx to blogging i also think that my new lease of life has much more things in it meaning its worth the cash i paid for the lease of my new life as compared to the lease that i paid in cash of my old life which brings us back to the real truth dat all this is in a bracket and things in a bracket sldnt be dat long ah who cares this is MY bracket lol ah hwever i myself have a limit to the words that sld be in my bracket so this is all for today!(shit i am running out of ideas on what to post, is this the end of my blog? omfg hope not coz i have been given a new lease of life due to blogging and if i stop blogging i will revert back to my old lease of life which lease has already ended and i dun have dat much cash to lease it back and i dun rly like my old lease of life which has its lease ended due to my new lease of life which was given to me thx to blogging i also think that my new lease of life has much more things in it meaning its worth the cash i paid for the lease of my new life as compared to the lease that i paid in cash of my old life which brings us back to the real truth dat all this is in a bracket and things in a bracket sldnt be dat long ah who cares this is MY bracket lol ah hwever i myself have a limit to the words that sld be in my bracket so this is all for today!(shit i am running out of ideas on what to post, is this the end of my blog? omfg hope not coz i have been given a new lease of life due to blogging and if i stop blogging i will revert back to my old lease of life which lease has already ended and i dun have dat much cash to lease it back and i dun rly like my old lease of life which has its lease ended due to my new lease of life which was given to me thx to blogging i also think that my new lease of life has much more things in it meaning its worth the cash i paid for the lease of my new life as compared to the lease that i paid in cash of my old life which brings us back to the real truth dat all this is in a bracket and things in a bracket sldnt be dat long ah who cares this is MY bracket lol ah hwever i myself have a limit to the words that sld be in my bracket so this is all for today!(shit i am running out of ideas on what to post, is this the end of my blog? omfg hope not coz i have been given a new lease of life due to blogging and if i stop blogging i will revert back to my old lease of life which lease has already ended and i dun have dat much cash to lease it back and i dun rly like my old lease of life which has its lease ended due to my new lease of life which was given to me thx to blogging i also think that my new lease of life has much more things in it meaning its worth the cash i paid for the lease of my new life as compared to the lease that i paid in cash of my old life which brings us back to the real truth dat all this is in a bracket and things in a bracket sldnt be dat long ah who cares this is MY bracket lol ah hwever i myself have a limit to the words that sld be in my bracket so this is all for today!))))

Thursday, June 12, 2008

new technique

i have discovered the kakashi shooting technique...

its nt perfected yet but its undergoing constructions.

this powerful technique will only work if u fufill 1 condition, u have to BE kakashi which brings us to the two sub conditions, the mask and the hand sign.

fufilling the 2 sub conditions will result in you doing the impossible!

below is a diagram to help u understand.





















no time... got... ta...

hey a unicorn. shiny~!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

competitive or recreational

Today i shall decide whether to be a competitive or recreational blogger...
recreational blogger blogs 1-2 posts per wk and are allowed to blog nonsense and competitive bloggers have to blog about their private/discrete/own life at least once a day forever without stopping, evryday, every month, every year, years, every decade, every century, every millenium...
i have made up my mind... i gonna be a hybrid.

YES you guessed it a repetitional blogger!
i gonna blog nonsense at least once a day forever without stopping, evryday, every month, every year, years, every decade, every century, every millenium...

The following are the stuffs which led me to my decision:
-star wars
-chuck norris
-gremlins
-chewbacca
-pikachu
-butterflies
-ping pong
-libraries
-hdb flats
-big mac
-curry
-agumon
-mickey mouse
-homer simpson
-mumbai india
-ironwomen
-wonderman
-south park
-wikipedia
-uncyclopedia
-dora the explorer
-blues clues
-dinosaurs
-large dinosaurs
-HUGE DINOSAURS
-unicorns
and last but not least
-the forming of the rainbow!



Next i want to tell u all about my plans for the future, i have thought bout it and this is my decision...

Hey look a butterfly~!

joke time!

which superhero likes salty stuff?
























































































Answer: Iron man because 爱盐man!

dog vs robot

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

啊好长哦!

大家好这是我的網誌。这个網誌很好因为它很有information.我非常喜欢網誌因为我可以帮助大家by gving 他们很好的information.
網誌(blog,是網路日誌(web log)的縮寫,有時又根據發音直譯為博客、部落格、部落閣等)是一種通常是由個人管理、定期張貼新的文章、圖片或影片的網站。網誌上的文章通常根據張貼時間以倒續方式由新到舊排列。

種類
網誌有許多種類。種類的區分不只是根據內容,還根據編寫網誌的方法。

個人網誌
個人網誌是個人的持續性的日記或評論。它是傳統及最常見的網誌。個人網誌作者一般上注重網誌的內容,即使他們的網誌從來沒有被除了自己以外的人閱讀過。網誌經常不只是一個溝通的方法,它們成為了一種反映生活的方法或藝術創作。編寫網誌可以抒發感情,引起人們的共鳴。很少個人網誌出名和成為主流,但一些個人網誌很快就聚集了許多讀者。
公司網誌
網誌在大部分情況下可以作為私人用途,但也可以作為商業用途。用於公司內部以增進聯繫和文化的網誌或對外作為營銷、品牌的推廣或公共關係目的稱為公司網誌。
依照類型分類
一些網誌集中於某一個特定的課題,如政治網誌、旅遊網誌、居家網誌、時尚網誌、項目網誌和教育網誌。

阿好美的蝴蝶...告辞

Really Over Freaking Long

This is a very formal post dedicated to people who come read my blog, HI! thx for reading my blog i know its very time consuming to read my blog coz it has so many stuff, dun worry u can take your time to read the amazingly huge amount of important information i had put on the blog since i started blogging,blogging has given me a new lease of life, it has taught me alot of things like how to type,how to type in long and informative messages that are available for the public that has total acccess to my blog.
A blog (an abridgment of the term web log) is a website, usually maintained by an individual, with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.
There are many different types of blogs, differing not only in the type of content, but also in the way that content is delivered or written.
Types of Blogs
Personal blogs
The personal blog, an on-going diary or commentary by an individual, is the traditional, most common blog. Personal bloggers usually take pride in their blog posts, even if their blog is never read by anyone but them. Blogs often become more than a way to just communicate; they become a way to reflect on life or works of art. Blogging can have a sentimental quality. Few personal blogs rise to fame and the mainstream, but some personal blogs quickly garner an extensive following.
Corporate blogs
A blog can be private, as in most cases, or it can be for business purposes. Blogs, either used internally to enhance the communication and culture in a corporation or externally for marketing, branding or public relations purposes are called corporate blogs.
By media type
A blog comprising videos is called a vlog, one comprising links is called a linklog, a site containing a portfolio of sketches is called a sketchblog or one comprising photos is called a photoblog.[2] Blogs with shorter posts and mixed media types are called tumblelogs.
An Artlog is a form of art sharing and publishing in the format of a blog, but differentiated by the predominant use of and focus on Art work rather than text.
A rare type of blog hosted on the Gopher Protocol is known as a Phlog
By device
Blogs can also be defined by which type of device is used to compose it. A blog written by a mobile device like a mobile phone or PDA could be called a moblog.[3] One early blog was Wearable Wireless Webcam, an online shared diary of a person's personal life combining text, video, and pictures transmitted live from a wearable computer and EyeTap device to a web site. This practice of semi-automated blogging with live video together with text was referred to as sousveillance. Such journals have been used as evidence in legal matters.
By genre
Some blogs focus on a particular subject, such as political blogs, travel blogs, house blogs, fashion blogs, project blogs, education blogs, niche blogs, classical music blogs,quizzing blogs and legal blogs (often referred to as a blawgs) or dreamlogs. While not a legitimate type of blog, one used for the sole purpose of spamming is known as a Splog.

Community and cataloging
The Blogosphere
The collective community of all blogs is known as the blogosphere. Since all blogs are on the internet by definition, they may be seen as interconnected and socially networked. Discussions "in the blogosphere" have been used by the media as a gauge of public opinion on various issues. A collection of local blogs is sometimes referred to as a bloghood.
Blog search engines
Several blog search engines are used to search blog contents, such as Bloglines, BlogScope, and Technorati. Technorati, which is among the most popular blog search engines, provides current information on both popular searches and tags used to categorize blog postings. Research community is working on going beyond simple keyword search, by inventing new ways to navigate through huge amounts of information present in the blogosphere, as demonstrated by projects like BlogScope.
Blogging Communities and Directories
Several online communities exist that connect people to blogs and bloggers to other bloggers, including BlogCatalog and MyBlogLog.
Blogging and Advertising
It is common for blogs to feature advertisements either for the financial benefit of the blogger, or to promote the blogger's favorite causes. The popularity of blogs has also given rise to "fake blogs" in which a company will create a fictional blog as a marketing tool to promote a product.

Ah look a unicorn... BRB

^_^

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

一天一粒苹果, 把医生敢走。

Monday, June 9, 2008

nice vid!

NICE VID!

testing

FIRST POST! 1ST rofl losers i am 1st!